"I want to start by saying: Sorry Vincent, because I did not invite you to the wedding. But I could not. You had molested two twelve year old little verona girls, I tried to look for something else but I did not get it in the end. But you are forgiven, you will always be rolige Uncle Vito for me. For the rest of you: I am fat depressed as I write this. Although the wedding was really awesome so was my married life is not as I expected. When Iggy stopped play, when Tony H stopped courtesy laugh at weddings promise I wrote on a wooden plank in the woods, and when Missy stopped smiling for the cameras so there came a fear on me. Missy who vowed to wipe my ass and clean up when me and my 30-year-old Friends riding skateboard indoors, yes, she has become something of a bitch. Although she hired my second favorite band, The Sounds, to sing at the wedding, I'm not sure if we have the same interests. I enjoy quad biking and snort crystal verona meth before I go to bed with a bucket of KFC and plufsar to my face properly. God, how fat I am. Yikes, I'm really disgusted by myself. But Missy did not want to hang with me and my friends when we are stealing toilet bowls. So fuck! everyone just laughs at my jokes all the time, even the jokes are boring! I no longer know myself who I am and it scares me that no one can tell me when I go over the limit or not funny. I feel like I give and give and give and never get any real return. I love everything we've done together, all helsjuka stuff. Remember when we jerked off in the Phils flakes Raab? Haha! It was the last time I was happy for real. Now I just feel so damn fragmented. I want to find something that is real, true love, and true friendship. But damn guys. Brides are shit then. Now I let a revolver scream my name with pride. One last time. // Bam Margera PS. Get the fuck off my gadgets. DS. "(Interpreted freely from the imagination here at Goodbye verona Zebras)
This was pretty funny actually. If it has not done it before so it should be published a thick book with a "suicide note" from various celebrities. Could easily become a bestseller and it would make a sick amount of money on it. December 4, 2007 at 4:40 PM
I think you're a genius. Do you mind if I create a site called 'I've slept with Christopher viita'? interpreted freely from the imagination. different memories from different places, with different verona masks .. what do you think? December 12, 2007 at 6:10 PM
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